this is what i overheard tonight while nani was talking with her friend on the phone (she loves putting the phone on speaker, which i usually try to discourage her from doing because it's harder for the other person to hear. this time i am glad she didn't listen to me because this cracked me up!):
a: "nani, do you want me to spit in the phone and see if you get wet?"
a: "i'm going to spit on the phone and see if it comes out your phone! (spitting noises) do you feel anything?"
a (with disappointment in her voice): "awww, it didn't work!"
nani: "all you're doing is getting the phone dirty!"
a (big burping sound): "did you hear that? i burped in the phone!"
more burping noises
a: "i did 3 burps already! (some more sounds) i have four burps now! do you wanna hear a fart?"
a: "i'm going to fart in the phone! (farting noise followed by a giggle) that was fake!"
my favorite was the spitting in the phone part! who would have thought to try something like that? i just wonder if she really did spit on her phone?! i feel sorry for the next person who used it after her!
phone conversations, just one more thing to add to the list of things that i do not look forward to in 10 years when all three of our daughters will be teenagers! do you think nani will still want to have it on speaker? uh, i think not!
i had better enjoy the phone while i still have access to it!